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Re: Have a Cow

> If you hadn't bought all those sheep, John would still be here and not off
> in some third world country with his harem.


Harem of ducks?
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Re: Have a Cow

John Pence.

Used to be our resident prevert. Never met a sheep he didn't love.

Posted under "aliases" with somewhat difficult to track IPs.

Known to impersonate various species and genders.


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Re: Have a Cow

Miles58 wrote:
> John Pence.
>
> Used to be our resident prevert. Never met a sheep he didn't love.


Where /is/ he, anyway? Anybody heard from him recently?

[For that matter, has Joe Moore disappeared without trace too? :(]

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Ben A L Jemmett.
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John Pence died and went to heaven and was thereupon reincarnated as a nine
yearold Hindu boy with many wholly irrational and uncontrollable phobias.

Either that or he got married and went to the other place.

I prefer to believe the former as the thought of Pence being married to a
woman with limited proclivity for sexual exploration is just to grim a
future for him to contemplate.

Sort of the Pencian equivalent or her royal "L"ness being kidnapped by a
Shakers and converted to their beliefs.


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Ben A L Jemmett said,

> Miles58 wrote:
> > John Pence.
> >
> > Used to be our resident prevert. Never met a sheep he didn't love.

>
> Where is he, anyway? Anybody heard from him recently?
>
> [For that matter, has Joe Moore disappeared without trace too? :(]


Joe responded to an email I sent a month or so ago. Pence did get married
(according to his keeper whose name I forget) and his newspaper email bounces
back as unknown.

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Lindsey
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Re: Have a Cow

Maybe the Shakers got John too!


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There's a vision, Shakers trying to deal with Pence!!! Wait, don't they
raise sheep??? Ohhh, my.......
<G>


"Miles58" <miles58nospam@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Maybe the Shakers got John too!
>


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Re: Have a Cow

Worse yet, the sect is disappearing because they practice celibacy (all
members).


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Definately not a good place to drop Pence then, huh???
<G>


"Miles58" <miles58nospam@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Worse yet, the sect is disappearing because they practice celibacy (all
> members).
>


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