Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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I hate being Nick Burns

But when users tell me the impossible it's tough to be pleasant. Ok, you
used the PDF printer driver to print a document to PDF and this watermark
appeared on every page saying please register the software. Ok, that's
possible, I might have screwed up how I deployed the software.

BUT DON'T TELL ME THE WATERMARK WASN'T IN THE FILE AND WAS JUST MAGICALLY
ADDED BY THE LASERJET PRINTER. The printer isn't going to add the
watermark "please register this PDF printer software" to every page.

MOOOOOOOOOVE!

--
Joe
"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do."

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mfaris011 Absent Member.
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Re: I hate being Nick Burns

Probably wouldn't have the watermark if they weren't playing Solitare or Mindsweeper...

Michael Faris Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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Re: I hate being Nick Burns

When I get my MCSE, I am so outta here!!!

Michael Faris Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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Re: I hate being Nick Burns

Joseph Marton <jmartonNO@SPAMhsemuni.com> wrote in
news:pan.2008.02.20.14.21.55.526709@SPAMhsemuni.com:

> But when users tell me the impossible it's tough to be pleasant. Ok, you
> used the PDF printer driver to print a document to PDF and this watermark
> appeared on every page saying please register the software. Ok, that's
> possible, I might have screwed up how I deployed the software.
>
> BUT DON'T TELL ME THE WATERMARK WASN'T IN THE FILE AND WAS JUST MAGICALLY
> ADDED BY THE LASERJET PRINTER. The printer isn't going to add the
> watermark "please register this PDF printer software" to every page.
>
> MOOOOOOOOOVE!


Tell them" you are running unauthorized software, did you know we have some
free - well pre paid- pdf making software that does not watermark?"
Go from there.
If they continue to be carpy lusers, then so be it, they had a chance.
I have done call centre support and some, well few now, idiots expect
everything they install from popups to just work in an enterprise lan.
Sorry, but it is time for a friendly LART adjustment.

Being pleasant when you are steaming is a skill. Try this, press hold,
count to ten, exhale, inhale , and then release hold on the phone, deal
with it from a different angle.



--
Ciao, Dave
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