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I think I'm infected

Ok, at the risk of getting flamed as an (L)user, I need some help.

I was sitting in my virtual room on Sunday morning, enjoying a nice
cup of coffee, when my email program popped up telling me that I had
an E card, supposedly from someone I believed to be a friend.
(Yah I know... I've told all my users that they always 'look' like
they come from a friend)

Anyway... I clicked on the link.
Up pops my virtual front door, and the doorbell is ringing.
At first I ignored it, as I couldn't figure out how that bell had
managed to fix itself...it's been broken for two years.
But whoever was on the outside started to knock as well....

I clicked to open the virtual door...

Several waterfowl started quacking seasonal carols
I immediately slammed the door.
I was too late.... the little buggers knew this was a legitimate
address, and continued knocking.
Some of them were even peering in through the sidelight.
The constant knocking drew the attention of my wife, who after
commenting on the "cute little duckies" peering through the window,
opened the door again, and let them in.

We can't get rid of them..... We can't shut them up.
They've all had some hot cocoa, and eaten ALL my holiday crackers.
And they just won't go home.

Any assistance would be appreciated.

Happy holidays to all, and (if the duckies quiet down)
to all a good night. :)}

Dennis

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Re: I think I'm infected

Does the phrase duck soup mean anything to you?


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Re: I think I'm infected

Dennis,

Do you possess a CNE my chance?


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Romey

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Hmm.... Why?

On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:51:13 GMT, Jay Calderwood
<jeromecalderwood@gmail.com> wrote:

>Dennis,
>
>Do you possess a CNE my chance?
>
>
>--
>Romey
>
>Quote: “Prepare for the Lord is Coming!”


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Dennis wrote:
> Hmm.... Why?
>


Just wondering.... 😉

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Dennis wrote:

> Ok, at the risk of getting flamed as an (L)user, I need some help.
>
> I was sitting in my virtual room on Sunday morning, enjoying a nice
> cup of coffee, when my email program popped up telling me that I had
> an E card, supposedly from someone I believed to be a friend.
> (Yah I know... I've told all my users that they always 'look' like
> they come from a friend)
>
> Anyway... I clicked on the link.
> Up pops my virtual front door, and the doorbell is ringing.
> At first I ignored it, as I couldn't figure out how that bell had
> managed to fix itself...it's been broken for two years.
> But whoever was on the outside started to knock as well....
>
> I clicked to open the virtual door...
>
> Several waterfowl started quacking seasonal carols
> I immediately slammed the door.
> I was too late.... the little buggers knew this was a legitimate
> address, and continued knocking.
> Some of them were even peering in through the sidelight.
> The constant knocking drew the attention of my wife, who after
> commenting on the "cute little duckies" peering through the window,
> opened the door again, and let them in.
>
> We can't get rid of them..... We can't shut them up.
> They've all had some hot cocoa, and eaten ALL my holiday crackers.
> And they just won't go home.
>
> Any assistance would be appreciated.
>
> Happy holidays to all, and (if the duckies quiet down)
> to all a good night. :)}


LOL! Sadly, a lot of the addresses I had no longer are active, so more
of this group did not get to see what you are talking about. But, for
those, here is the something for you all:
http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=451065231&m=6453&rr=y&
source=ag999



--
Lindsey
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Re: I think I'm infected

You mean you sent those buggers to EVERYONE?????

I almost scored my monitor with coffee when they started quacking.

Thanks... they showed up just when we needed a laugh
Dennis


On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:30:10 GMT, "Lindsey Johnstone"
<ljohnstoneno@spammyrealbox.com> wrote:

>
>LOL! Sadly, a lot of the addresses I had no longer are active, so more
>of this group did not get to see what you are talking about. But, for
>those, here is the something for you all:
>http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=451065231&m=6453&rr=y&
>source=ag999
>
>
>
>--
>Lindsey


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Re: I think I'm infected

Everyone who 'really' knows me knows I'm certifiable,
but the men in the white coats just can't catch me.

Dennis


On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:17:53 GMT, Jay Calderwood
<jeromecalderwood@gmail.com> wrote:

>Dennis wrote:
>> Hmm.... Why?
>>

>
>Just wondering.... 😉
>
>--
>Romey
>
>Quote: “Prepare for the Lord is Coming!”


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Dennis wrote:
> You mean you sent those buggers to EVERYONE?????
> I almost scored my monitor with coffee when they started quacking.


Aye, I opened the door with trepidation and was not disappointed *grin*

> Thanks... they showed up just when we needed a laugh


That too -- Lindsey has a knack for sending them out just when I need
cheering up. I, in turn, have a knack for forgetting to send him an
e-mail to say thank you -- so I shall do it here. Thank you, Lindsey,
and I hope you and yours have a great Christmas and every happiness in
the new year.

--
Regards,
Ben A L Jemmett
http://flatpack.microwavepizza.co.uk/
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Re: I think I'm infected

Dennis,

The funny part is that *I* thought you downloaded a virus...

<THUD>

Whos the (L)CNE now? LOL

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Romey

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Ben A L Jemmett said,

>
> Aye, I opened the door with trepidation and was not disappointed grin


Mission accomplished! <bg>


> Thank you, Lindsey,and I hope you and yours have a great Christmas and every
> happiness in the new year.


Sadly, there is a little drama going on around us. I do hope it all works out
though.


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Lindsey
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In <Kc_9j.11009$k06.2493@kovat.provo.novell.com>, Lindsey Johnstone
wrote:
> Sadly, there is a little drama going on around us. I do hope it all
> works out though.


Oh dear, sorry to hear that -- all the best, hope things can be
resolved happily!

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Regards,
Ben A L Jemmett.
http://flatpack.microwavepizza.co.uk/
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Ben A L Jemmett said,


> Oh dear, sorry to hear that -- all the best, hope things can be
> resolved happily!


The fella that told me that after the kids moved out, all was gonna be wunnerful
needs to be tracked down and smacked!

--
Lindsey
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Re: I think I'm infected

who ever he was, he was a fool....you gotta get to know each other
again as people...not as a mom and a dad working to get the kids out of
the house...

Anyway, thanks for the pick-me-up and i hope your new year is better.

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said.
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