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Internets REALLY slow

Someone please call Al to fix. Thanks!

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Lindsey Johnstone wrote:

> Someone please call Al to fix. Thanks!


I think it's the new guy's fault.

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Of course, M$ using Silverlight to live-stream the festivities in DC
couldn't have *anything* to do with that, could it???

<gryn>



"Lindsey Johnstone" <ljohnstoneno@spammyrealbox.com> wrote in message
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> Someone please call Al to fix. Thanks!
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> Lindsey
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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I always have to submit:

http://www.eecs.umich.edu/~fessler/misc/funny/gore,net.txt


And for those who don't know, Cerf is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinton_Cerf

The Father of the Internet!

"Lindsey Johnstone" <ljohnstoneno@spammyrealbox.com> wrote in message
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> Someone please call Al to fix. Thanks!
>
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> Lindsey
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Craig said something like:

> I always have to submit:
>
> http://www.eecs.umich.edu/~fessler/misc/funny/gore,net.txt
>
>
> And for those who don't know, Cerf is:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinton_Cerf
>
> The Father of the Internet!


So, as the politician most associated with the development of the
Internet, I still say, "Call Al!" "It's not necessarily what you know,
it's who you know"


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jmarton2 Absent Member.
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Kathryn Carruthers wrote:

>> Someone please call Al to fix. Thanks!

>
> I think it's the new guy's fault.


He said it's time for change... I guess that means the Internet was too
fast. 🙂

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Right on!

I do hope Vint gets a place advising the administration. Seems like a smart
cat.


"Lindsey Johnstone" <ljohnstoneno@spammyrealbox.com> wrote in message
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> Craig said something like:
>
>> I always have to submit:
>>
>> http://www.eecs.umich.edu/~fessler/misc/funny/gore,net.txt
>>
>>
>> And for those who don't know, Cerf is:
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinton_Cerf
>>
>> The Father of the Internet!

>
> So, as the politician most associated with the development of the
> Internet, I still say, "Call Al!" "It's not necessarily what you know,
> it's who you know"
>
>
> --
> Lindsey
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BSchnur Absent Member.
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> So, as the politician most associated with the development of the
> Internet, I still say, "Call Al!" "It's not necessarily what you know,
> it's who you know"
>


Nah, it's all Dick's fault - he was so busy dumping all the files off
the 'net that not only did he slow it down, he wrenched his back.


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zeffan Absent Member.
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Someone please call Al to fix. Thanks!


Lindsey,
Despite what the song says, DON'T call me Al. I prefer Alan. "Al" is the guy who works on my truck, and I don't think you want him working on the internet. It's messed up enough as it is!

AlaN
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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I saw him on TV yesterday! 🙂

Lindsey Johnstone wrote:
> Someone please call Al to fix. Thanks!
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dan c. said something like:

> I saw him on TV yesterday! 🙂
>
> Lindsey Johnstone wrote:
> > Someone please call Al to fix. Thanks!
> >


That must have been enough as my internets are going much faster today.
Thanks!

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You're Welcome!

Lindsey Johnstone wrote:
> dan c. said something like:
>
>> I saw him on TV yesterday! 🙂
>>
>> Lindsey Johnstone wrote:
>>> Someone please call Al to fix. Thanks!
>>>

>
> That must have been enough as my internets are going much faster today.
> Thanks!
>

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Community Manager kgroneman Community Manager
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Hey Brent Wolfe:

> M$ using Silverlight


And Linux/Mac users using Moonlight:
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=44625879758&ref=mf

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