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Re: JG Wentworth TV Ads.

KittyNoLegs wrote:

> In article <2738768.UVDD19R4Sg@GrasshopperHerder>, kgroneman@no-
> mx.forums.novell.com says...
> > KittyNoLegs,
> >
> > > Apply directly to the Forehead

> >
> > What is that for anyway? They never say. I could take a rock and
> > say "Put this on your toe" and that's supposed to make people buy
> > it?
> >
> >

>
> and they will buy it.
>
> Have you seen that new stuff that you put on your foot and go to bed
> and when you wake up it's dirty with all your "toxins"?


Saw that commercial the other night and Wifey and I just looked at each
with disbelief. One born every minute.

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as someone who spends 100+ nights in a hotel room each year, i know
these commercials by heart. My current top 3 hates:

bender ball - "i love my abs, i love my belly." "i would never go back
to regular cr-huh-unches" "...and that's the best part", said about 2
different things?!

core rhythms - "like i say on my show. AIGH!!!!!" and the chunky woman
making the painful sideway smiley face whilst the announcer says "and
because it's dancing, it's not work, it's fun!"

work from home whatever: "i made $3000 a week, I never thought i'd make
this much money out of school.", "I made so much money with my
home-based business, I bought a new house.", "These people are crazy.
Crazy like a fox."

They must be selling a ba-jillion of these things because the
commercials are on during almost every commercial break, all night long
on all the major channels.

i'm so glad when i'm home and can skip through all the commercials with
the dvr...


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Re: JG Wentworth TV Ads.

KittyNoLegs,

And still nobody can tell me what the "Apply directly to your forehead" is
for. 🙂

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Re: JG Wentworth TV Ads.

It's for headaches. : )

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Re: JG Wentworth TV Ads.

Susan,

> It's for headaches


Then why the heck don't they say so!

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What about the ... "I'm stuck... Perhaps you should tell the box you're stuck." ??? WT???
I don't condone family violence, but she's quite a taunt.

Michael Faris Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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Re: JG Wentworth TV Ads.

Kim:

Well, the fact that it goes on your forehead is sort of a good clue. <G>

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Re: JG Wentworth TV Ads.

Susan,

> Well, the fact that it goes on your forehead is sort of a good clue.


It could be for getting rid of that sore spot after saying "I coulda had a
V8!" 20 or 30 times.

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yeah, as someone who's done hundreds of returns with turbo tax for over
10 years now, I have to agree with you. The gal who does the hughes
satellite internet ads is a taunt too, but of a different sort....


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ah grasshopper, buy our magic glue pads - rejects from the mouse trap
factory because of insuffiencient adherant. it will pull the heavy
metals from your body like magic. in fact, it is magic, it's not real!


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it's a homeopathic solution in stick form. like aspercreme but not
aspirin, since that's so old school....


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Re: JG Wentworth TV Ads.

Kim:

It could have been a wrinkle cream, specifically formulated for forehead wrinkles, too. : )

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Re: JG Wentworth TV Ads.

Susan,

> It could have been a wrinkle cream, specifically formulated for forehead
> wrinkles, too


True. It annoys the heck out of me.

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Mute button. Need we say more? : )

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