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(L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

She couldn't fix a printer so she told them to buy a new one, which they did. The user contacted me and I went up and worked on the thing. The carriage would jam now and again, so I took some lube with me. Cleaned the track and lubed the bar. Works fine each and every time.

[banging head against wall]

walk to another wall

[bang head against wall]

why do they always listen to her and not contact me to fix things?

[banging head against wall]

walk to another wall

[bang head against wall]
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

LCNE gets them new shiney things, you fix their broken old stuff they are
tired of looking at.
In their mind, LCNE is better than you.

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> She couldn't fix a printer so she told them to buy a new one, which they
> did. The user contacted me and I went up and worked on the thing. The
> carriage would jam now and again, so I took some lube with me. Cleaned
> the track and lubed the bar. Works fine each and every time.
>
> [banging head against wall]
>
> walk to another wall
>
> [bang head against wall]
>
> why do they always listen to her and not contact me to fix things?
>
> [banging head against wall]
>
> walk to another wall
>
> [bang head against wall]
>
>
> --
> Sewermonger
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ukdtom Absent Member.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

Cuz she's better looking 😉


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Sewermonger Absent Member.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

Everybody is better looking than I
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

Sewermonger;1566966 wrote:
Everybody is better looking than I
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I feel for you dude... I really do. (Not about the better looking thing :)) Unfortunately it seems that most of the paperweights always manage to pull ahead somehow.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

I had a manager who couldn't manage his way out of a paper bag last year. Yet everyone went to him with their problems and when he couldn't fix it (99% of the time he couldnt) I would appear and have it fixed in no time, then move on to the next problem he had either created or made bigger...

Know how you feel dude *sigh*
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

Sewermonger <Sewermonger@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote in
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>
> She couldn't fix a printer so she told them to buy a new one, which they
> did. The user contacted me and I went up and worked on the thing. The
> carriage would jam now and again, so I took some lube with me. Cleaned
> the track and lubed the bar. Works fine each and every time.


Hmm, so no-one calls the authorized repair centre any more?
Those hp rotary colour mechanisms are a nightmare waiting to happen BTW.
(per the techs where I work stories)

Good for you for fixing it though.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

Perhaps you're scarier? 😉

>>> On 5/27/2008 at 5:06 PM, in message

<Sewermonger.3a37nz@no-mx.forums.novell.com>,
Sewermonger<Sewermonger@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote:
> She couldn't fix a printer so she told them to buy a new one, which
> theydid. The user contacted me and I went up and worked on the thing.
> Thecarriage would jam now and again, so I took some lube with me.
> Cleanedthe track and lubed the bar. Works fine each and every time.
>
> [banging head against wall]
>
> walk to another wall
>
> [bang head against wall]
>
> why do they always listen to her and not contact me to fix things?
>
> [banging head against wall]
>
> walk to another wall
>
> [bang head against wall]--

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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

They win because they're willing to "sell" themselves out...most of use
here "own" our lives (as a former branch admin pointed out to me)...we're
just not good (or willing) at kissing derrieres. I'm horrible at office
politics...would rather find a different job that change my ethics.

>>> On 5/27/2008 at 7:16 PM, in message

<arsmitty86.3a3doo@no-mx.forums.novell.com>,
arsmitty86<arsmitty86@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote:
> Sewermonger;1566966 Wrote: > Everybody is better looking than I
>> --

>
> I feel for you dude... I really do. (Not about the better
> lookingthing :)) Unfortunately it seems that most of the paperweights
> alwaysmanage to pull ahead somehow.-- In God We Trust, All others we

virus
> scan!
> A+, Network+, NCA, CLDA,

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ukdtom Absent Member.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

Sewermonger wrote:

> Everybody is better looking than I


Cool....I kinda lost hope for myself 😉

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Tommy Mikkelsen

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Please Report back any success or failure, That way we all learn

Sorry, but no support through email

"I hate bugs".......Tommy Lee Jones, MIB

Be a GroupWiseR, go http://www.groupwiser.net

Best Regards Tommy Mikkelsen Denmark Please Report back any success or failure, That way we all learn Sorry, but no support through email "I hate bugs".......Tommy Lee Jones, MIB
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

Tom,

> Sewermonger wrote:
>
> > Everybody is better looking than I

>
> Cool....I kinda lost hope for myself 😉


I can understand your dismay Tom. <bag>

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ukdtom Absent Member.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

Darn....I should have seen that one coming 😉


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Best Regards

Tommy Mikkelsen

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Denmark

Novell Support Forums SYSOP

Please Report back any success or failure, That way we all learn

Sorry, but no support through email

"I hate bugs".......Tommy Lee Jones, MIB

Be a GroupWiseR, go http://www.groupwiser.net

Best Regards Tommy Mikkelsen Denmark Please Report back any success or failure, That way we all learn Sorry, but no support through email "I hate bugs".......Tommy Lee Jones, MIB
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Sewermonger Absent Member.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

I'm in my own office downstairs away from all the (L)users and my management. The only complaints I get are when the music is too loud (I'm right beside the elevator and the walls are not insulated) when I'm trying to drive certain people away. hehehehe
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Sewermonger Absent Member.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

I'm surprised nobody mentioned that I'm the old ugly guy around here.
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Re: (L)PaperwieghtCNE strikes again

we gave up on you a long time ago. We've only kept you around be cause we have so much orange sauce. %^)
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