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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
--







Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Would you say that a little slower please? I don't speak idiot and I
might understand what you're saying if you speak slowly and succinctly
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: Make Cookies

/looking around the kitchen......
OK, where *did* you hide the camera??????

;-}

--
Brent

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"


"Sewermonger" <Sewermonger@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:kvRcj.13404$k06.3843@kovat.provo.novell.com...
> Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup or brown sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
> check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
> pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
> in a large fluffy bowl.
>
> Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
> it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
> cup just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
> of dried fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner.
>
> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
> it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now
> shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
> Add one table.
>
> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
> Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
> --
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
>
> Would you say that a little slower please? I don't speak idiot and I
> might understand what you're saying if you speak slowly and succinctly



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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: Make Cookies

That really isnt the way I made your cookies Paul...honest!


.... hrm... Wolfe...Wolf...someone loose an E?

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"Sewermonger" <Sewermonger@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:kvRcj.13404$k06.3843@kovat.provo.novell.com...
> Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup or brown sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
> check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
> pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
> in a large fluffy bowl.
>
> Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
> it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
> cup just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
> of dried fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner.
>
> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
> it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now
> shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
> Add one table.
>
> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
> Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
> --
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
>
> Would you say that a little slower please? I don't speak idiot and I
> might understand what you're saying if you speak slowly and succinctly



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Sewermonger Absent Member.
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Re: Make Cookies

E's a Brit?
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Would you say that a little slower please? I don't speak idiot and I
might understand what you're saying if you speak slowly and succinctly


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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: Make Cookies

Nein, spelling changed after the ride across the pond......

;-}

--
Brent

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"


"Sewermonger" <Sewermonger@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:OdScj.13441$k06.10453@kovat.provo.novell.com...
> E's a Brit?
> --
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
>
> Would you say that a little slower please? I don't speak idiot and I
> might understand what you're saying if you speak slowly and succinctly
>
>



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Sewermonger Absent Member.
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oh.. weight. He's a Brent.... well I was close.
--







Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Would you say that a little slower please? I don't speak idiot and I
might understand what you're saying if you speak slowly and succinctly


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Re: Make Cookies

I don't like Takillya. Taste nasty. Can I substitute something else
for it?

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Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
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http://www.matthewdgood.com/
http://www.systemtyrant.com/
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: Make Cookies

> Nein, spelling changed after the ride across the pond......
>
> ;-}

Das ist richtig

Paul W.


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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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> That really isnt the way I made your cookies Paul...honest!
>

Ah geez. well, I guess after 2 days, if something bad was gonna happen, it
would have.

🙂

They were delish BTW.

Paul W.


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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Matthew wrote:
> I don't like Takillya. Taste nasty. Can I substitute something else
> for it?
>


IM ME.....please....

--
Romey

Quote: “Not now chief... I'm in the zone!!!!”
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Sewermonger wrote:

> [...]


> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now
> shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.


> [...]


> Don't forget to beat off the turner.




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Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
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http://www.mattography.net/
http://www.matthewdgood.com/
http://www.systemtyrant.com/
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Nice catch Matthew! 🙂

ROFLMAO!!!

Brad
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Brad Averbeck wrote:
> Nice catch Matthew! 🙂
>
> ROFLMAO!!!
>
> Brad


Not commenting on this at all....

--
Romey

Quote: “Not now chief... I'm in the zone!!!!”
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Brad Averbeck wrote:
> Nice catch Matthew! 🙂
>
> ROFLMAO!!!
>
> Brad


Thank you. Thank you. I nearly spit out the water I was drinking when
I got to this part.

--
Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
--------------------------------------
http://www.mattography.net/
http://www.matthewdgood.com/
http://www.systemtyrant.com/
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Brent Wolfe wrote:

> ride across the pond......



TMI

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Would you say that a little slower please? I don't speak idiot and I
might understand what you're saying if you speak slowly and succinctly



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