Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.
5575 views

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

<rant>

First off I am !@#$%ing sick and tired in the literal sense!!!! So since
I can't get !@#$%ing hired help here... So guess what they !@#$ing give
me??? MOTHER!@#$ing INTERNS!!! YES I FRIGGEN SAID INTERN!!!! So we are
in the middle of several friggen huge projects and I ask the intern to
plug the WHITE and GREY PATCH CABLES in TO THE SWITCH FOR ME.... WELL
THAT @$$$%^& did.... THEN THE !@#$ing PHONES went down... THEN UP...THEN
!@#$ing DOWN... AND THEN !@#$ing UP... THEN all connectivity randomly
!@#$ing just dropped out of the !@#$ing blue.... WTF? I SAY to my PFY...
SO I go running around like a dernt chickin with it's !@#$ing head cut
off... Come to find out... HE PLUGGED A !@#$ing GREY CABLE IN... THE ONE
MARKED !@#$ing SPARE... BOTH ends in to the !@#ned switch......I unplug
in and GUESS FRIGGEN WHAT??? Miraculously everything started !@#$ing
working...

I WANT TO TAKE HIS HEAD AND BEAT IT IN TO THE !@#$in wall if he comes
back.........

I want to mash my !@#$ed head with a fork lift....

!@#$ me senseless my blood pressure is high enough... Now I have to see
the doc in an hour...IF MY Veins don't rupture by then..... IF they do I
will have some one put it on !@#$ing You tube... AND BTW I don't spell
good when I am not PO'd and when I am I spell fine.... SO I DARE YOU
!@#$%%^^&& to critique my spelling.

</rant>
--
Jay Calderwood
http://jaycalderwood.blogspot.com

Quote: "Oh well...Single yet again..."
Labels (1)
0 Likes
35 Replies
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:55:52 +0000, Jay Calderwood wrote:

> SO I DARE YOU [...]
> to critique my spelling.


Your spelling is too good for that to be a serious rant. Besides, you
canceled one attempt, so you were thinking too clearly. 😉

Jim
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

Jay Calderwood,

8.9/10

I didn't see any screams included, however a very good use of caps. If you
were REALLY upset the constant !@#$ would be more varied (such as *%$! and
%#)@!) (That last one is a real closing parentheses, not to be confused
with the expletive substitution characters). Separate paragraphs always
show a person has at least some handle on reality when they are ranting
hence lowering the score. Overall, not a bad rant though.

--
Kim
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

Jay Calderwood wrote:
> <rant>
>
> First off I am !@#$%ing sick and tired in the literal sense!!!! So since
> I can't get !@#$%ing hired help here... So guess what they !@#$ing give
> me??? MOTHER!@#$ing INTERNS!!! YES I FRIGGEN SAID INTERN!!!! So we are
> in the middle of several friggen huge projects and I ask the intern to
> plug the WHITE and GREY PATCH CABLES in TO THE SWITCH FOR ME.... WELL
> THAT @$$$%^& did.... THEN THE !@#$ing PHONES went down... THEN UP...THEN
> !@#$ing DOWN... AND THEN !@#$ing UP... THEN all connectivity randomly
> !@#$ing just dropped out of the !@#$ing blue.... WTF? I SAY to my PFY...
> SO I go running around like a dernt chickin with it's !@#$ing head cut
> off... Come to find out... HE PLUGGED A !@#$ing GREY CABLE IN... THE ONE
> MARKED !@#$ing SPARE... BOTH ends in to the !@#ned switch......I unplug
> in and GUESS FRIGGEN WHAT??? Miraculously everything started !@#$ing
> working...
>
> I WANT TO TAKE HIS HEAD AND BEAT IT IN TO THE !@#$in wall if he comes
> back.........
>
> I want to mash my !@#$ed head with a fork lift....
>
> !@#$ me senseless my blood pressure is high enough... Now I have to see
> the doc in an hour...IF MY Veins don't rupture by then..... IF they do I
> will have some one put it on !@#$ing You tube... AND BTW I don't spell
> good when I am not PO'd and when I am I spell fine.... SO I DARE YOU
> !@#$%%^^&& to critique my spelling.
>
> </rant>


I'm sorry Jay, I really am.....I just can't give this rant more than 5.
But it's a high 5, so that's a positive.

Ted Novak
TRA#5512
IEAS#75



0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:55:52 +0000, Jay Calderwood wrote:
>
>> SO I DARE YOU [...]
>> to critique my spelling.

>
> Your spelling is too good for that to be a serious rant. Besides, you
> canceled one attempt, so you were thinking too clearly. 😉
>
> Jim


LOL I missed the part about unplugging....

Oh and I am serious.l.....

--
Jay Calderwood
http://jaycalderwood.blogspot.com

Quote: "Oh well...Single yet again..."
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

Kim Groneman wrote:
> Jay Calderwood,
>
> 8.9/10
>
> I didn't see any screams included, however a very good use of caps. If you
> were REALLY upset the constant !@#$ would be more varied (such as *%$! and
> %#)@!) (That last one is a real closing parentheses, not to be confused
> with the expletive substitution characters). Separate paragraphs always
> show a person has at least some handle on reality when they are ranting
> hence lowering the score. Overall, not a bad rant though.
>


I'm taking some meds... I have other things to worry about.... 🙂

Well the constant !@#$ is the F bomb... Didn't want to confuse people
out in the mid west who don't use the F Bomb like we dos in Joisey.

--
Jay Calderwood
http://jaycalderwood.blogspot.com

Quote: "Oh well...Single yet again..."
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

Jay Calderwood wrote:
> Jim Henderson wrote:
>> On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:55:52 +0000, Jay Calderwood wrote:
>>
>>> SO I DARE YOU [...]
>>> to critique my spelling.

>>
>> Your spelling is too good for that to be a serious rant. Besides, you
>> canceled one attempt, so you were thinking too clearly. 😉
>>
>> Jim

>
> LOL I missed the part about unplugging....
>


But you gets a 'A' for effort.

Ted Novak
TRA#5512
IEAS#75
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:07:57 +0000, Jay Calderwood wrote:

> Jim Henderson wrote:
>> On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:55:52 +0000, Jay Calderwood wrote:
>>
>>> SO I DARE YOU [...]
>>> to critique my spelling.

>>
>> Your spelling is too good for that to be a serious rant. Besides, you
>> canceled one attempt, so you were thinking too clearly. 😉
>>
>> Jim

>
> LOL I missed the part about unplugging....


See, that demonstrates clear thinking....A proper rant would've had a
reply with that added to it, along with something about "being so blinded
by your rage you forgot the most important part" or something to that
effect.

> Oh and I am serious.l.....


😉

Jim
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

tdstr,

>
> I'm sorry Jay, I really am.....I just can't give this rant more than 5.
> But it's a high 5, so that's a positive.
>
> Ted Novak
> TRA#5512
> IEAS#75
>
>
>


I think some one needs me to drive over them with a fork lift... LOL!!!


--
Jay Calderwood
http://jaycalderwood.blogspot.com

Quote: "Oh well...Single yet again..."
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:09:33 +0000, Jay Calderwood wrote:

> Kim Groneman wrote:
>> Jay Calderwood,
>>
>> 8.9/10
>>
>> I didn't see any screams included, however a very good use of caps. If
>> you were REALLY upset the constant !@#$ would be more varied (such as
>> *%$! and %#)@!) (That last one is a real closing parentheses, not to be
>> confused with the expletive substitution characters). Separate
>> paragraphs always show a person has at least some handle on reality
>> when they are ranting hence lowering the score. Overall, not a bad
>> rant though.
>>
>>

> I'm taking some meds... I have other things to worry about.... 🙂
>
> Well the constant !@#$ is the F bomb... Didn't want to confuse people
> out in the mid west who don't use the F Bomb like we dos in Joisey.


You ain't heard enough people from the midwest. I know several who could
give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money....

Jim
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

Jay Calderwood wrote:
> tdstr,
>
>>
>> I'm sorry Jay, I really am.....I just can't give this rant more than
>> 5. But it's a high 5, so that's a positive.
>>
>>
>>

>
> I think some one needs me to drive over them with a fork lift... LOL!!!
>
>


🙂

Ted Novak
TRA#5512
IEAS#75
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

I almost take offense to that. I !@#$*** use that word liberally. 😄

Jay Calderwood wrote:
> Well the constant !@#$ is the F bomb... Didn't want to confuse people
> out in the mid west who don't use the F Bomb like we dos in Joisey.
>

0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

unsigned@ @digerati.us wrote:
> I almost take offense to that. I !@#$*** use that word liberally. 😄
>
> Jay Calderwood wrote:
>> Well the constant !@#$ is the F bomb... Didn't want to confuse people
>> out in the mid west who don't use the F Bomb like we dos in Joisey.
>>


LOL! Liberal....lol

--
Jay Calderwood
http://jaycalderwood.blogspot.com

Quote: "Oh well...Single yet again..."
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

Jay Calderwood scribbled something like:

> Didn't want to confuse people out in the mid west who don't use the F
> Bomb like we dos in Joisey.


What the ()@&* you talkin bout?!?!? I @#%)&*in use the (@#&*$ out of
that #(!@#$*in word <G>
0 Likes
Anonymous_User Absent Member.
Absent Member.

Re: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Rant Enclosed....

I'd rank this as a 7.5.

Just a little too much %%%%. If you had used them a little less I'd
give you at least an 8 or possibly a 9.

--
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Would you say that a little slower please? I don't speak idiot and I
might understand what you're saying if you speak slowly and succinctly


0 Likes
The opinions expressed above are the personal opinions of the authors, not of Micro Focus. By using this site, you accept the Terms of Use and Rules of Participation. Certain versions of content ("Material") accessible here may contain branding from Hewlett-Packard Company (now HP Inc.) and Hewlett Packard Enterprise Company. As of September 1, 2017, the Material is now offered by Micro Focus, a separately owned and operated company. Any reference to the HP and Hewlett Packard Enterprise/HPE marks is historical in nature, and the HP and Hewlett Packard Enterprise/HPE marks are the property of their respective owners.