Shakespearean Insult Kit

[Sewermonger]

Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy

Shakespearean Insult Kit
To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":



Column 1 Column 2 Column 3

artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar-pig
cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
craven common-kissing canker-blossom
currish crook-pated clack-dish
dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
droning doghearted codpiece
errant dread-bolted death-token
fawning earth-vexing dewberry
fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
impertinent fool-born gudgeon
infectious full-gorged haggard
jarring guts-griping harpy
loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
mangled hell-hated joithead
mewling idle-headed lewdster
paunchy ill-breeding lout
pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
puking knotty-pated malt-worm
puny milk-livered mammet
qualling motley-minded measle
rank onion-eyed minnow
reeky plume-plucked miscreant
roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
spongy rude-growing pignut
surly rump-fed puttock
tottering shard-borne pumpion
unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
vain spur-galled scut
venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
warped tickle-brained varlet
wayward toad-spotted vassal
weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

[Anonymous_User]

Sewermonger wrote:
> Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
>
> Shakespearean Insult Kit
> To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
> three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":
>
>
>
> Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
>
> artless base-court apple-john
> bawdy bat-fowling baggage
> beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
> bootless beetle-headed bladder
> churlish boil-brained boar-pig
> cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
> clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
> craven common-kissing canker-blossom
> currish crook-pated clack-dish
> dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
> dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
> droning doghearted codpiece
> errant dread-bolted death-token
> fawning earth-vexing dewberry
> fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
> froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
> frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
> gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
> goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
> gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
> impertinent fool-born gudgeon
> infectious full-gorged haggard
> jarring guts-griping harpy
> loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
> lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
> mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
> mangled hell-hated joithead
> mewling idle-headed lewdster
> paunchy ill-breeding lout
> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
> puking knotty-pated malt-worm
> puny milk-livered mammet
> qualling motley-minded measle
> rank onion-eyed minnow
> reeky plume-plucked miscreant
> roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
> ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
> saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
> spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
> spongy rude-growing pignut
> surly rump-fed puttock
> tottering shard-borne pumpion
> unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
> vain spur-galled scut
> venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
> villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
> warped tickle-brained varlet
> wayward toad-spotted vassal
> weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
> yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
>
>

goatish rump-fed pignut

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Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
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http://www.matthewdgood.com/
http://www.systemtyrant.com/

[naomi371]

Beslubbering! I love it!

"Sewermonger" <Sewermonger@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote in message
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>
> Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
>
> Shakespearean Insult Kit
> To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
> three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":
>
>
>
> Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
>
> artless base-court apple-john
> bawdy bat-fowling baggage
> beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
> bootless beetle-headed bladder
> churlish boil-brained boar-pig
> cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
> clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
> craven common-kissing canker-blossom
> currish crook-pated clack-dish
> dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
> dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
> droning doghearted codpiece
> errant dread-bolted death-token
> fawning earth-vexing dewberry
> fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
> froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
> frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
> gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
> goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
> gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
> impertinent fool-born gudgeon
> infectious full-gorged haggard
> jarring guts-griping harpy
> loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
> lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
> mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
> mangled hell-hated joithead
> mewling idle-headed lewdster
> paunchy ill-breeding lout
> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
> puking knotty-pated malt-worm
> puny milk-livered mammet
> qualling motley-minded measle
> rank onion-eyed minnow
> reeky plume-plucked miscreant
> roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
> ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
> saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
> spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
> spongy rude-growing pignut
> surly rump-fed puttock
> tottering shard-borne pumpion
> unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
> vain spur-galled scut
> venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
> villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
> warped tickle-brained varlet
> wayward toad-spotted vassal
> weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
> yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
>
>
> --
> Sewermonger
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[naomi371]

beslubbering sheep-biting puttock! Your mother was a hamster and your
father smells of elderberry! ;o)

"Matthew" <"system[remove]tyrant"@g[ee]mail.com> wrote in message
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> Sewermonger wrote:
>> Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
>>
>> Shakespearean Insult Kit
>> To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
>> three columns below, and preface it with "Thou": Column 1
>> Column 2 Column 3 artless base-court
>> apple-john bawdy bat-fowling baggage beslubbering
>> beef-witted barnacle bootless beetle-headed
>> bladder churlish boil-brained boar-pig cockered
>> clapper-clawed bugbear clouted clay-brained
>> bum-bailey craven common-kissing canker-blossom currish
>> crook-pated clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming
>> clotpole dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning
>> doghearted codpiece errant dread-bolted
>> death-token fawning earth-vexing dewberry fobbing
>> elf-skinned flap-dragon froward fat-kidneyed
>> flax-wench frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill gleeking
>> flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish fly-bitten
>> fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet impertinent
>> fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged
>> haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded
>> half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted
>> horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled
>> hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed
>> lewdster paunchy ill-breeding lout
>> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking
>> knotty-pated malt-worm puny milk-livered
>> mammet qualling motley-minded measle
>> rank onion-eyed minnow reeky
>> plume-plucked miscreant roguish pottle-deep
>> moldwarp ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
>> saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook spleeny
>> rough-hewn pigeon-egg
>> spongy rude-growing pignut
>> surly rump-fed puttock tottering
>> shard-borne pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting
>> ratsbane vain spur-galled scut venomed
>> swag-bellied skainsmate villainous tardy-gaited
>> strumpet warped tickle-brained varlet wayward
>> toad-spotted vassal weedy unchin-snouted
>> whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
>>
>>
>
> goatish rump-fed pignut
>
> --
> Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
> --------------------------------------
> http://www.mattography.net/
> http://www.matthewdgood.com/
> http://www.systemtyrant.com/

[Sewermonger]

The return of Olde English. Shaun may even like it if I dont' abuse the apostrophe

[naomi371]

Oh yeah. Well, Fluffy, you get a light tap for misplacing the one below,
but that's a less heinous crime than confusing plural and possessive. That
gets me volcanic. Does Shaun react that way, too?

"Sewermonger" <Sewermonger@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote in message
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>
> The return of Olde English. Shaun may even like it if I *dont' * abuse
> the apostrophe
>
>
> --
> Sewermonger
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[Sewermonger]

He will, at times, show his displeasure at my intentional " ' " misuse of the ignoble apostrophe

[Anonymous_User]

Python reference ,,, nice! Shut your festering gob you twit, your kind
really makes me puke you toffey nosed malodorous pervert
"Mary Wood" <naomi37@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Dgzzj.7655$Ec7.1299@kovat.provo.novell.com...
> beslubbering sheep-biting puttock! Your mother was a hamster and your
> father smells of elderberry! ;o)
>
> "Matthew" <"system[remove]tyrant"@g[ee]mail.com> wrote in message
> news:A6zzj.7649$Ec7.6689@kovat.provo.novell.com...
>> Sewermonger wrote:
>>> Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
>>>
>>> Shakespearean Insult Kit
>>> To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
>>> three columns below, and preface it with "Thou": Column 1 Column 2
>>> Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy
>>> bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
>>> bootless beetle-headed bladder churlish
>>> boil-brained boar-pig cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
>>> clouted clay-brained bum-bailey craven
>>> common-kissing canker-blossom currish crook-pated
>>> clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole dissembling
>>> dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning doghearted codpiece errant
>>> dread-bolted death-token fawning earth-vexing
>>> dewberry fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon froward
>>> fat-kidneyed flax-wench frothy fen-sucked
>>> flirt-gill gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish
>>> fly-bitten fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
>>> impertinent fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged
>>> haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded
>>> half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted
>>> horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled
>>> hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster
>>> paunchy ill-breeding lout
>>> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated
>>> malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling
>>> motley-minded measle
>>> rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked
>>> miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish
>>> pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe
>>> nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
>>> spongy rude-growing pignut
>>> surly rump-fed puttock tottering shard-borne
>>> pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane vain
>>> spur-galled scut venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
>>> villainous tardy-gaited strumpet warped
>>> tickle-brained varlet wayward toad-spotted vassal weedy
>>> unchin-snouted whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
>>>
>>>
>>
>> goatish rump-fed pignut
>>
>> --
>> Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
>> --------------------------------------
>> http://www.mattography.net/
>> http://www.matthewdgood.com/
>> http://www.systemtyrant.com/
>
>

[shaunpond]

Jt,

one word mis-spelled there, but the original would have resulted in the
message being deleted 🙂

--

Shaun Pond

[naomi371]

Now go away or will taunt you a second time!

JT wrote:
> Python reference ,,, nice! Shut your festering gob you twit, your kind
> really makes me puke you toffey nosed malodorous pervert
> "Mary Wood" <naomi37@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Dgzzj.7655$Ec7.1299@kovat.provo.novell.com...
>> beslubbering sheep-biting puttock! Your mother was a hamster and your
>> father smells of elderberry! ;o)
>>
>> "Matthew" <"system[remove]tyrant"@g[ee]mail.com> wrote in message
>> news:A6zzj.7649$Ec7.6689@kovat.provo.novell.com...
>>> Sewermonger wrote:
>>>> Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
>>>>
>>>> Shakespearean Insult Kit
>>>> To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
>>>> three columns below, and preface it with "Thou": Column 1 Column 2
>>>> Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy
>>>> bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
>>>> bootless beetle-headed bladder churlish
>>>> boil-brained boar-pig cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
>>>> clouted clay-brained bum-bailey craven
>>>> common-kissing canker-blossom currish crook-pated
>>>> clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole dissembling
>>>> dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning doghearted codpiece errant
>>>> dread-bolted death-token fawning earth-vexing
>>>> dewberry fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon froward
>>>> fat-kidneyed flax-wench frothy fen-sucked
>>>> flirt-gill gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish
>>>> fly-bitten fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
>>>> impertinent fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged
>>>> haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded
>>>> half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted
>>>> horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled
>>>> hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster
>>>> paunchy ill-breeding lout
>>>> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated
>>>> malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling
>>>> motley-minded measle
>>>> rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked
>>>> miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish
>>>> pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe
>>>> nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
>>>> spongy rude-growing pignut
>>>> surly rump-fed puttock tottering shard-borne
>>>> pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane vain
>>>> spur-galled scut venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
>>>> villainous tardy-gaited strumpet warped
>>>> tickle-brained varlet wayward toad-spotted vassal weedy
>>>> unchin-snouted whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
>>>>
>>>>
>>> goatish rump-fed pignut
>>>
>>> --
>>> Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
>>> --------------------------------------
>>> http://www.mattography.net/
>>> http://www.matthewdgood.com/
>>> http://www.systemtyrant.com/
>>
>
>

[Anonymous_User]

Mispelled..or meant to appease Su,,, The powers that be....

"Shaun Pond" <spond@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote in message
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> Jt,
>
> one word mis-spelled there, but the original would have resulted in the
> message being deleted 🙂
>
> --
>
> Shaun Pond
>
>

[Anonymous_User]

Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses
"Mary Wood" <naomi37@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Now go away or will taunt you a second time!
>
> JT wrote:
>> Python reference ,,, nice! Shut your festering gob you twit, your kind
>> really makes me puke you toffey nosed malodorous pervert
>> "Mary Wood" <naomi37@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Dgzzj.7655$Ec7.1299@kovat.provo.novell.com...
>>> beslubbering sheep-biting puttock! Your mother was a hamster and your
>>> father smells of elderberry! ;o)
>>>
>>> "Matthew" <"system[remove]tyrant"@g[ee]mail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:A6zzj.7649$Ec7.6689@kovat.provo.novell.com...
>>>> Sewermonger wrote:
>>>>> Here is something to use on me when I get too rowdy
>>>>>
>>>>> Shakespearean Insult Kit
>>>>> To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
>>>>> three columns below, and preface it with "Thou": Column 1 Column 2
>>>>> Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy bat-fowling
>>>>> baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle bootless
>>>>> beetle-headed bladder churlish boil-brained boar-pig cockered
>>>>> clapper-clawed bugbear clouted clay-brained
>>>>> bum-bailey craven common-kissing canker-blossom currish
>>>>> crook-pated clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
>>>>> dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning doghearted
>>>>> codpiece errant dread-bolted death-token fawning
>>>>> earth-vexing dewberry fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon froward
>>>>> fat-kidneyed flax-wench frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
>>>>> gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish fly-bitten
>>>>> fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet impertinent
>>>>> fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged haggard
>>>>> jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded half-faced
>>>>> hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast mammering
>>>>> hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled hell-hated joithead
>>>>> mewling idle-headed lewdster paunchy
>>>>> ill-breeding lout
>>>>> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated
>>>>> malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling
>>>>> motley-minded measle
>>>>> rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked
>>>>> miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish
>>>>> pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe
>>>>> nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
>>>>> spongy rude-growing pignut
>>>>> surly rump-fed puttock tottering shard-borne
>>>>> pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane vain spur-galled
>>>>> scut venomed swag-bellied skainsmate villainous
>>>>> tardy-gaited strumpet warped tickle-brained varlet wayward
>>>>> toad-spotted vassal weedy unchin-snouted whey-face yeasty
>>>>> weather-bitten wagtail
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> goatish rump-fed pignut
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Matthew - The Great System Tyrant
>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>> http://www.mattography.net/
>>>> http://www.matthewdgood.com/
>>>> http://www.systemtyrant.com/
>>>
>>

[Anonymous_User]

I thought "Mandate" was a male-oriented alternative lifestyle magazine
from the 70's.

JT wrote:
> Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses

[shaunpond]

Jt,

understood

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Shaun Pond