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Virtual break ups/make ups

I had been seeing this girl for a while.. she's got a really great kid,
he and I hit it off very well, and we all grew closer as a group and
things seemed to be going well. But then one day she said to me... you
know it's great that you and I are friends and it seems like love but
really I have a guy that thinks I'm swell and cares about my kid...

So we split up over e-mail, and I my work was falling to pieces.. I was
holding on to one last client and finally the big payday came through
and all I could think about was her.

So I sent her an e-mail saying how I had this really great night, but it
didn't mean anything.. it was missing something, and that something was
her.. and that she completes me...

And she e-mailed back.. Shut up.. just shut up.... you had me at EHLO
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ROFL!!
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Patrick Farrell wrote:

> a really great kid,


Is there such a thing?

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who do."
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> "Mary Matthews" <mlm23NO@SPAMcalvin.edu> wrote in message
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> ROFL!!




Wait.. this was a joke? I'm confused.


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Re: Virtual break ups/make ups

Andrew,

http://cr.yp.to/smtp/ehlo.html

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> "Shaun Pond" <spond@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote in
> message news:VA.0000b0ac.02d468bb@no-mx.forums.novell.com...
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> http://cr.yp.to/smtp/ehlo.html




OK... but.. I still don't understand Patrick's post.


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You weren't?


"Joseph Marton" <jmartonNO@SPAMhsemuni.com> wrote in message
news:9k5xj.5331$Ec7.1617@kovat.provo.novell.com...
> Patrick Farrell wrote:
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> > a really great kid,

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> Is there such a thing?
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> --
> Joe
> "Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us
> who do."



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Re: Virtual break ups/make ups

Andrew,

You probably need to watch the 1996 movie, "Jerry Maguire".

-BC

"Andrew Z Carpenter" <azc@cirencester.ac.uk> wrote in message
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> > "Shaun Pond" <spond@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote in
> > message news:VA.0000b0ac.02d468bb@no-mx.forums.novell.com...
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> > http://cr.yp.to/smtp/ehlo.html

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> OK... but.. I still don't understand Patrick's post.
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> --
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Re: Virtual break ups/make ups

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:10:24 +0000, Wallgames.com wrote:

> You weren't?


I plead the fifth.

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Joseph Marton wrote:
> Patrick Farrell wrote:
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>> a really great kid,

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> Is there such a thing?
>


Mine are.
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Re: Virtual break ups/make ups

Patrick Farrell wrote:
> Wow someone actually used that as a title in a blog?


As I recall, the Exchange team blog at MS uses that as a title.

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On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:05:25 +0000, Joseph Marton wrote:

> Patrick Farrell wrote:
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>> a really great kid,

>
> Is there such a thing?


You bet. Got one myself. 🙂

Jim



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Re: Virtual break ups/make ups

Okay, so you made me go re-read the last line...

"And she e-mailed back.. Shut up.. just shut up.... you had me at EHLO"
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