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Wow

Spammers abound!
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islander Absent Member.
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Re: Wow

Yep, they're working on stopping it. : )

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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: Wow

Lance Reynolds wrote:

> Spammers abound!


I almost didn't see your message for all the spam .....

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Re: Wow

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: Wow

Having flashbacks, Dude????

;-}

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"


"Sewermonger" <Sewermonger@no-mx.forums.novell.com> wrote in message
news:Sewermonger.349whb@no-mx.forums.novell.com...
>
> Man: You sit here, dear.
> Wife: All right.
> Man: Morning!
> Waitress: Morning!
> Man: Well, what've you got?
> Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and
> spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon
> sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam
> spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
> Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
> Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam
> baked beans spam spam spam...
> Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
> Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served
> in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
> truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
> Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
> Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much
> spam in it.
> Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
> Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
> Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
> Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has
> it?
> Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
> Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam
> then?
> Waitress: Urgghh!
> Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
> Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
> Waitress: Shut up!
> Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
> Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg
> bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
> Wife: I don't like spam!
> Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
> I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
> spam and spam!
> Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
> Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
> Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
> Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late
> and the Vikings drown her words)
> Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam!
> Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely
> spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
> spam spam!
>
>
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