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users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

I wish all I had to do at work was sruf the @#%&*()in internet! WE're
putingg a nwe contenet fitetring systnme in place, so were deaitling w/
that.

Our ofdl firealaw is starting to acat up, probayble got 30 calasls
today, "I cant'get to thoe einternet'.

I WISH I had their job, just sit & surf the web all day.

<bnags ehasd on desk>
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Alright, give Shaun back his keyboard, and step outside for a breath of air
and a mind realignment; then come back in and beat the bloody users about
the kneecaps with a large hickory implement......
HTH

<GRYN>

Brent


"Stevo" <steveSPAM@LESSccgov.net> wrote in message
news:FgPZl.3689$0w7.3656@kovat.provo.novell.com...
>I wish all I had to do at work was sruf the @#%&*()in internet! WE're
> putingg a nwe contenet fitetring systnme in place, so were deaitling w/
> that.
>
> Our ofdl firealaw is starting to acat up, probayble got 30 calasls
> today, "I cant'get to thoe einternet'.
>
> I WISH I had their job, just sit & surf the web all day.
>
> <bnags ehasd on desk>


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kathcarruthers Absent Member.
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Stevo wrote:

> I wish all I had to do at work was sruf the @#%&*()in internet! WE're
> putingg a nwe contenet fitetring systnme in place, so were deaitling
> w/ that.
>
> Our ofdl firealaw is starting to acat up, probayble got 30 calasls
> today, "I cant'get to thoe einternet'.
>
> I WISH I had their job, just sit & surf the web all day.
>
> <bnags ehasd on desk>


User: Oh, I knew I'd find you hiding out here (when I'm in my buddy's
office having my first coffee of the day at 11:00 while we work on a
website)

Me: Glare, eyebrows....

User: I sent myself an email from the thing and it's all in different
pages. How do I get them in a document that we can actually use?

Me: By the thing, you mean email from the fax machine? By pages, you
mean TIF files? By document, you mean Word?

User: I guess. I emailed it from the printer, but it didn't work.

Me (now at printer): So you set it up to email you multiple TIF files,
rather than a single PDF, and it did that? Maybe you could try
selecting what you want it to send to you? See where it says "multiple
files" that should be "single file" and where it says type, and you've
got TIF, you could try PDF.

User: These things are so stupid. They're supposed to make things
easier (of course I was walking back to what I was doing before, and
resisted the urge to say "YOU'RE WELCOME").


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Kathryn Carruthers
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Brent Wolfe apparently said:

> Alright, give Shaun back his keyboard, and step outside for a breath
> of air and a mind realignment; then come back in and beat the bloody
> users about the kneecaps with a large hickory implement...... HTH
>
> <GRYN>
>
> Brent


--
Definitely feel better after lunch.


Stevo
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Kathryn Carruthers apparently said:

> User: Oh, I knew I'd find you hiding out here (when I'm in my buddy's
> office having my first coffee of the day at 11:00 while we work on a
> website)
>
> Me: Glare, eyebrows....
>
> User: I sent myself an email from the thing and it's all in different
> pages. How do I get them in a document that we can actually use?
>
> Me: By the thing, you mean email from the fax machine? By pages, you
> mean TIF files? By document, you mean Word?
>
> User: I guess. I emailed it from the printer, but it didn't work.
>
> Me (now at printer): So you set it up to email you multiple TIF
> files, rather than a single PDF, and it did that? Maybe you could try
> selecting what you want it to send to you? See where it says
> "multiple files" that should be "single file" and where it says type,
> and you've got TIF, you could try PDF.
>
> User: These things are so stupid. They're supposed to make things
> easier (of course I was walking back to what I was doing before, and
> resisted the urge to say "YOU'RE WELCOME").



Nice, I think I would have shot out some snide "You're welcome" as I
walked away.


Stevo
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adrockk
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

I would have held up my big black coffee mug with white letters reading:
RTFM
then told them to google it.
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Stevo spewed:

> Kathryn Carruthers apparently said:
>
> > User: Oh, I knew I'd find you hiding out here (when I'm in my buddy's
> > office having my first coffee of the day at 11:00 while we work on a
> > website)
> >
> > Me: Glare, eyebrows....
> >
> > User: I sent myself an email from the thing and it's all in different
> > pages. How do I get them in a document that we can actually use?
> >
> > Me: By the thing, you mean email from the fax machine? By pages, you
> > mean TIF files? By document, you mean Word?
> >
> > User: I guess. I emailed it from the printer, but it didn't work.
> >
> > Me (now at printer): So you set it up to email you multiple TIF
> > files, rather than a single PDF, and it did that? Maybe you could try
> > selecting what you want it to send to you? See where it says
> > "multiple files" that should be "single file" and where it says type,
> > and you've got TIF, you could try PDF.
> >
> > User: These things are so stupid. They're supposed to make things
> > easier (of course I was walking back to what I was doing before, and
> > resisted the urge to say "YOU'RE WELCOME").

>
>
> Nice, I think I would have shot out some snide "You're welcome" as I
> walked away.
>
>
> Stevo


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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Adam Gabriel apparently said:

> I would have held up my big black coffee mug with white letters
> reading: RTFM
> then told them to google it.


LOL! Nice one

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Stevo
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pattyc Absent Member.
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HH!!!!

Thanks I needed a good laugh today......so many of my users think I have some 'Secret Squirrel' manual that has all the answers.
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etuohy Absent Member.
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HH!!!

Best one I heard was a fellow tech who got a call from a user...

User "I've lost my personal drive"
Tech "See a counseller" and hung up.
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Anonymous_User Absent Member.
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

etuohy apparently said:

> Best one I heard was a fellow tech who got a call from a user...
>
> User "I've lost my personal drive"
> Tech "See a counseller" and hung up.


Buahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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Stevo
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kathcarruthers Absent Member.
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Re: users............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

etuohy wrote:

>
> Best one I heard was a fellow tech who got a call from a user...
>
> User "I've lost my personal drive"
> Tech "See a counseller" and hung up.


I used to have one lady who would call me and say "I can't get into my
computer" and I would answer "Of course you can't. That little slot
can only fit a diskette, not a person".

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Kathryn Carruthers
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